What's DIRTFARM?

Dirtfarm is a weekly comic by Ben Claassen III.

Started in October of 2004, it currently runs in (or has run in) the following alt weekly papers:

• Washington CityPaper
• Baltimore CityPaper
• Chicago Reader
• St. Johns Sun Times (Virgin Islands)
• Chattanooga Pulse
• Knoxville Metro Pulse

New comics are released online every Wednesday afternoon @ bendependent.com.
Also, the full archive of comics can be viewed HERE.

How come you're just now opening a store?

Because I'm not good at things & mainly because my beautiful, lovely, and wildly intelligent girlfriend is making me do it. I finally gave in after a solid 6 years of her bugging me about it.

And she's not even pregnant or anything!

But as of 12/11/2010 at 3:19am,THE STORE IS NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT, and will be run exclusively by one KIMBERLY DORN.

She has dark brown hair and is pretty good at video games.

Who is Fappy the Seal & why should I hate him?

SEE FOR YOURSELF!

(Click here to view a running archive of comics that Fappy the Seal has starred in.)

Where does this store ship from?

Baltimore, MD - 21211

What is this store's return and exchange policy?

Please email.

Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?

Sure. All international orders are shipped at the "everywhere else" rate of $10 + extra for additional items.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.

What is Storenvy?

This store is powered by Storenvy, an online store system and marketplace for people like bands, clothing companies, record labels, artists, nonprofits and everyone else who has ever needed an online store. Shoppers can purchase items from multiple stores from all over the world and check out in one step.

How do I pay for my order? Is it secure?

The Storenvy checkout process uses PayPal, one of the most trusted online payment solutions on the web. Because of this, Storenvy has all the same securities and payment fraud protection as PayPal.com. Before entering any personal credit card information, you will be transferred to PayPal's secure servers. PayPal accepts Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express and Diners Club. You may also make payments using your bank account, but this may delay your order.

What if something is wrong with my order?

If you have a problem with an order from this store, please contact the store directly, either through the Contact page or through your Storenvy account settings page.